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Christos Raxiotis's avatar

I am concerned he might survive for 4 years

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Pedro Leon de la Barra's avatar

Agreed, death is the best case scenario, and the sooner the better. As for whether a unwanted nuke strike could creep in with dementia, it’s likely to be against Greenland, so not too much to worry about unless it sets off a huge ice melting process that permanently leaves Florida underwater.

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Sol Hando's avatar

Bill Gates drinks 3-4 cans of Diet Coke per day. Warren Buffet has publicly said he’s “One quarter Coca-Cola.” Donald Trump drinks so much Diet Coke he was awarded the prestigious “commemorative Diet Coke award” earlier this week. Elon Musk is struggling publicly with a Diet Coke addiction.

Is Diet Coke the secret elixir to wealth and fame? I say; probably. Considering the best predictor of life expectancy is your wealth, I’d say Diet Coke is one of the healthiest life choices you can make. I suspect it’s better for you than water.

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DeepLeftAnalysis🔸's avatar

The prospect of Trump dying of natural causes is not scary at all. The prospect of him mentally degenerating is more frightening. The Biden admin, I believe, showed that dementia-proofing is possible. But can Trump be led around in the same way?

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Jack's avatar

Diet Coke at least arguably is good for you!

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Random Musings and History's avatar

What’s interesting is that for three consecutive US presidential elections, we have elected the oldest US president ever. 2016, 2020, and 2024.

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Amicus's avatar

This is a solved problem, just let Melania's astrologer handle things.

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