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Jeff Tiedrich is legend. The Shakespeare of swearing. You read him because you’re jealous. You’re not paywalled either, apparently.

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I'm with you. Tiedrich is a pleasure to read. It's hilarious when the Right accuses the Left of lacking

substance.

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It's revealing that you lot automatically assume that criticism of your guy implies it's the right doing the criticism.

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When TJ is on anything it’s a ridiculous Maga’t operation.

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And when you're on "anything" its a happy ending.

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SHOULDNT you be out looking in the bushes for homeless, oops I mean subscribers…

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Hahahahaha TJ is illiterate

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Listen, nobody made you get that botched trans surgery. Don't get mad at me.

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I can see your balls hanging out of your shorts, sir.

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Yep - because he is Trump’s (and Putin’s) useful idiot

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That’s for sure!!!

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Blocked you ‘Nick’ and reported. Have a great day, I know I will

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Yup, Maga’ts get blocked. Just like you!

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Unfiltered is OK with me!

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😂How low does your testosterone need to be, to be an Aids Clapton groupie?

MAGA ❤️🤍💙

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😂 If you haven’t heard Jeff Tiedrich referred to as ‘Aids Clapton’ before now- you’ve been spending too much time on libtarded pages by douchebag writers.

MAGA ❤️🤍💙

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The Shakespeare of Swearing? Verily. And rot all the fuckwidgety wankbots who deny his genius.

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Derp

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His hot takes are entertaining fluff, but this guy is correct that there is no substance beneath his, look at what crazy thing Trump said this time schtick. His committment to the bit is something to behold though, thats for sure.

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Respectfully Disagree. He’s smarter than Glen gives him credit for. It’s a crude reality check

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😂 It wreaks of MonkeyPox in here.

MAGA ❤️🤍💙

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Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, that is your opinion, which obviously you're entitled to, but I will have to disagree. Jeff is a national treasure, he has a very cool writing style, and he makes me smile on a daily basis. You've uttered how he affects you and so have I, so have yourself a fabulous day

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Glenn is going to have the dubious honor of getting the first ratio on Substack. That’s perfect!!

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Yep - clown will be regretting this worthless hot take

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If he's having 1/2 as much fun dragging you poltroons as I have, he got his money's worth!

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He makes me laugh every time! He’s a true comedian!

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Pleasant. Probably lost on this dork.

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👍

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Hi, Glenn. I imagine you looked at the recent essays you've presented, and thought, no one is paying attention to me. (Understandable) So, you decided to attract some attention to your pseudo-intellectual self by sharing your opinion (aka jealousy) of Jeff Tiedrich... and BOOM! Look at all the engagements. Congratulations! Jeff's popularity, wit, and style has helped you get noticed.

However, from what I've read, you will be easy to forget.

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Susan, Glenn will soon be running up to Jeff, tears on his face, crying, "Sir, thank you for letting me say stupid things about you so I can receive, sir, a bit of attention, sir!"

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Peferfecto!

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😂😂😂 HA! I can see it now. 👏👏👏👏👏

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Nailed it. Sorry … FUCKING nailed it.

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🤣

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You nailed it, Susan. This is the only time I've ever read a post from this Glen guy, and only because he invoked Jeff Tiedrich's name to get some attention. Well, it worked, but by the time I got to the end of this pitiable piece of rival envy, my interest flagged. Glen's a one-trick pony, so it won't happen again.

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Yes, it was only Jeff’s name that made me click and waste 5 minutes of my life I will never get back. Jeff’s articles inspire laugh-out-loud joy in my house. Glenn’s just made me sleepy.

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Yep. Saw Jeff’s name. Only reason I clicked

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Trump: Books make me sleepy.

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Let’s see, the fact that ‘Glenn’ wouldn’t even put his last name on this pile of shlt says a whole lot. Maybe Glenn should try comedy now.

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If you're going to make a complete ass out of yourself online, it's always best to be anonymous. Glenn's not a complete fool, just mostly.

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Hahaha! Yeah, Glenn Something doing comedy. A clone of JD Couchfucker doing comedy where he uproariously laughs at his own jokes while no one else laughs and cringingly yells, "I LOVE YOU GUYS!" to a silent audience. God, that was awful ... and hysterically funny, but not the way he intended. 🤣

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You got to the end…?

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Yeah, sorry to say, but sorta morbid.

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I skipped the middle to get to the end to see if there was a point to the rubbish 🤣

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Nope

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Cobranding is an attempt to by the irrelevant to get attention

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I know I won't be back here.

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I see so many of my usual correspondents on here telling it like it is. Love it 😂

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I noticed that, too. 😂

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Well said, Susan!

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🤣Good to see ya on here

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Yeah, the response is like someone dropped a strobe light into a rubber room full of autistic feces artists.

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OMG SUSAN NO YOU DIDNT! I’M FOLLOWING YOU RIGHT THIS SECOND!

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Well, FFS! You know, this was so uncalled for. 🙄. But I’m happy to have you as a follower! Hi Max! 👍🏻

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Except he is not a big strong man

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Yep - loser attempt at clickbait - won’t be signing up (ever)

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That's brilliant, Susan! You never miss a beat.

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Yes yes yesssss 🌸🌸🌸🌸

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Jeff is a daily must for me. I'll miss him when America pulls its head out of its ass.

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I'm genuinely curious: why? He doesn't contribute anything new or meaningful to the conversation. He has no insight. He just regurgitates resistance Dem talking points. So, what is the appeal?

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He's fucking hilarious.

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Jeff makes me laugh out loud. This guy? Not even a chuckle.

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You could say that about this Glenn Something guy, too. Here's a man who has spent hours and hours, and days and days of his time calculating how much Jeff Tiedrich earns. He's spent months and years stalking one man all over the internet.

You don't find that just a bit weird? Especially since you query about Tiedrich's lack of contribution to the conversation? You're reading the rantings of a man who's focused on one person, and one person only, and yet you have the gall to wonder at anyone's focus on political fact? HA. HA. HA.

This Glenn Something person needs a hobby. Stalking a man all over the internet shouldn't be it.

Using the term and mindset of the right, Glenn Something has Tiedrich Derangement Syndrome. Obviously.

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Glenn whatshisface should give up scribbling and pursue the career his talents dictate - running a solo sperm bank

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You might be overestimating how long it takes to calculate someone's income. Maybe Glenn hasn't stalked JT for years, he just did some research after getting an idea for an article. He writes about other things after all.

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You may wish to reread the post. He's screenshot JT's tweets for years. That's disturbing and obsessive behavior.

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How do you access twitter(X)? On my browser, I can look at old tweets and could screenshot tweets from yesterday, last year or even years ago! Maybe the author decided to write about JT, then just looked at JT's feed? That would mean that he hasn't been screenshotting tweets for years.

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Again, "he" took the time to obsessively research and then screenshot JT's tweets over the years they were posted and then post them. In order. Who does that insane shit?

Robert Glenn, get over yourself. You're not fooling anyone. Why aren't you heaping praise onto TJ? "He" did a fine job defending your racist, bigoted ilk. Is "he" your parasitic twin?

Women frighten you. That's why you post under different names. It's why you support Trump. It's why you answered me.

Boo. 🤣

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He's just a comic. A good one. Not everything has to mean something.

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What's your favorite article by him? Is there a particular joke you like?

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Well, people said the same about Eddie Murphy as he was selling out stadiums. Personally, I think the attraction of his schtick has less to do with the swearing in general than it does with treating Trump with the kind of derision that the pathetic, hateful man actually deserves. Watching the mainstream press take his ramblings seriously creates a cognitive dissonance that Jeff relieves.

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yes yes - all the uptight media "sane washing" and both-sidesing and being polite and *reasonable*, while the zeitgeist calls for FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

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IOW throwing the maga playbook back in their faces

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it’s pure entertainment, and it’s fun.lighten up Francis..

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Daily opportunity to laugh my ass off.

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And he doesn’t have his head up trumps azz like so many ‘others’…

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Sergei. why are you a Russian Troll??? Explain it to all of us, is it the fifty cents a post that Putin pays you?? You appear to be really concerned about other peoples business.

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Stay curious and stupid

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If America gets that head out …

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not optimistic

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Love Tiedrich! Only person on Substack that I laugh out loud reading!

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We're all happy you finally found a replacement for comic books.

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Thanks! I'm happy too!

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Nooooo you’re not supposed to like things! Liking things is cringe! You have to read serious things like this guy’s utterly unremarkable regurgitation of tech bro talking points about AI and effective altruism!

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This just reads like you're mad his anger gets more views than your "intellectualism"

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The least remarkable person on the Internet would actually be you Glen. Seems you revel is punching down, hatred and vilification. That makes you unremarkable and indistinguishable from every other MAGA cultist!

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In fairness, Glenn is definitely trying to punch up. He's punching up like a toddler having a meltdown in the Supermarket, but he's punching up.

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😂Who is “Glen”? 🤣

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Funny how the right wingnuts love to put others down in order to feel better about themselves yet lack the intestinal fortitude (guts, balls) to put their own real names on posts. It's almost like they are too chickensh*t to admit they're wrong.

Jeff Tiedrich is a billion times the better writer than any of you MAGAts will ever be, even collectively.

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I use my real name, and I'm here to tell you Tiedrich and his fans are the pride of the short bus, window lickers association.

Dumbest bunch of poltroons and proud of it.

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This is my real name, too, "TJ". As for the short bus comment, it's nice to see you hold the same compassion for the handicapped as your bigoted, racist, wanna-be dictator, fascist, inhumane, thrown-to-the-curb by votes, trashy, tacky, adulterous, pathological lying, convicted felon x 34, grifting, adjudicated rapist/leader.

I bet you own all the gay porny Trump trading cards of him all sweaty and half naked and muscular like he's never been. Oh, here's something that will curl your filthy nails: my brother's a drag queen who reads and acts out fairytales to children in various libraries. Not one child has been cut in half by bullets from an assault rifle. Betcha can't say that about children attending school, "TJ".

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I 💙 Jeff Tiedrich's Substack! His sharp wit in these freaking insane times helps. He translates the news, or news barely covered Corp Media, in a way that his enthusiastic subscribers relate to. You sound jealous. 🥲

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Well said Mindy!!!!! Bravo 🙌

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Everybody uses their real name until a whacked out antiabortion nut job with nothing to lose decides to track you down and make your life hell. Anonymize everything, Mindy.

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Meh, I'm not afraid of any of DonOLD's loser brigade. For some unknown reason they think that we liberal minded folks are unarmed. Too funny.

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Bravo 👏🏻, thank you for putting this fool in his place, the bottom of the barrel.

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Sep 25·edited Sep 25

That’s quite the spittle flecked rant , ma’am. Wipe your chin, dear.

Sorry to hear about your family record of birthing mentally deficient child predators. Hopefully your brother will find a straight jacket comfortable.

Mum drink while preggers, did she?

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No, TJ, "mum drink while preggers" is the actual JD story, you know the one with a "real name" he changed several times offline and even wrote his drunk mum "hillbilly elegy", the same one who the likes of you want for POTUS, never mind a nobody on Substack.

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Vance never said his mom drank while pregnant, but if she had, it would have been an interesting study to find out why some kids born of drunk mothers graduate Yale law school like Vance, and others, like Mindy's brother, end up creeping on children.

Don’t you think?

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nice... so did your mom drink through pregnancy, or are you just naturally an ignorant asshole?

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My brother graduated from Brown with a masters, "TJ". He's working towards his Ph.D in psychiatry, mainly deviant behavior in sociopathic men. Like you!

"TJ", face facts. You're not even wanted, nor are you respected on this creepy stalker's Substack. He won't even come to your defense or even "like" your drool.

He's like you: a chicken ass stalker who doesn't have the balls to actually state fact, just idiocy.

Now go away before someone drops a house on you. 🙂🌊

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Sep 26·edited Sep 26

"TJ", sorry for the late response but some of us have real jobs and don't sit on the internet all day and all night to defend some weirdos on or offline. Just so you know, because Vance "never said his mom drank while pregnant" doesn't mean she didn't. Maybe it just means that Vance wasn't around yet to know that and later when he was around, his brain was already so damaged he wouldn't know it even if his grandparents beat him on the head with it. Also, a Yale diploma (and a whole lot of other things and people) can be bought, if you have tech-bro friends of the Peter Thiel caliber, which begs the question - we know Peter Thiel is gay, what does that make Vance if he takes money from that childless immigrant oligarch?

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With Peter Thiel for a groomer, I'm sure JD the HeteroSectional had an easy entry into Yale. Real life JD can't manage small talk in a small donut shop. "Women should stay in violent marriages." That's your guy?!

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Hey, "TJ". Just wondering why Glenn Something hasn't come to your defense.

Could it be he tries so damn hard to alienate himself from TrumpilThinSkin worshippers like you? The low information members of our society?

The ones who family tree is all trunk?

"TJ", Glenn Something is trying to distance himself from people like you. The low information people

You're embarrassing him, which is why he completely ignores you. Can't you even take a hint?

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You could be right, Mindy.

Or it could be that I don't need any help dealing with pharmaceutically dependent, box wine cat ladies or noodle arm, emotionally stunted manlets and Glenn is simply enjoying the show.

🤷

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Of course I'm right. You know I'm right which is why you resort to childishness. It's your protection from all the bad women who have hurt you. Poor, scarred TJ. All the women have hurt you. Aw. So sad. Ell oh ell.

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Fuck off “TJ” you mealy mouthed puss pocket

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Thanks, "I'm a mom" Jenny.

I wish your spawn much success on Onlyfans! (or Cops as may be)

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Oh go fuck your blow up girlfriend again TJ…it’s the only piece you’ll ever get, at least you won’t procreate with it

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You list TJ as your name so NO you do NOT use your real name.

The absolute ignorance of the right-wing is astounding.

Get help, you CAN escape the cult.

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Sep 25·edited Sep 25

Calm down honey, everyone knows me as TJ. And I write Swiftstack...can you figure that out? Have a nice glass of box wine dear, take a Xanax and pet your cat...you'll be better in no time, I promise.

Tiedrich is warming up some real bangers for you people, lots of clever iterations of "fuck" for you to titter at. Gonna be swell.

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I’m certain your promises are worthless. Go play with you Maga idiots now. Run along.

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You seem nice.

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I am. Ty

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You wish. You’re the one that seems triggered to me ya snowflake. And don’t patronize women with your stupid “calm down, honey” no one here is your honey or sweetie or friend. You seem very triggered by Jeff Teidrich. You’re very obsessed with him and his fans. Idk, it’s like a man who is secretly attracted to other men but bashes gays. I think you might be in love with Jeff, in fact. Hey whatever you wanna tell yourself so you can look in a mirror is fine with me. Being homosexual is quite alright these days. You can even marry each other now. Well for now, that may change if scrotus has a say. At least you’re a little amusing, but not much. Anyway, try not to obsess so much. It can be stressful and that’s not healthy.And u got all those swiftstack articles to write so take ‘er easy, buddy. Chill, dude.

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TJ is just another loser clown who thinks he is a tough guy. He is probably in his mommy's basement with his blowup doll and a lifesized cutout of the traitor in chief. Another small minded incel with computer access.

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hey, he may be in love with Jeff but not like I am - or a whole lot of us are

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Uh, you're the one who had to leave a comment on a thread that's been dead for a week, honey. lmao

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Dude, I'd quit while I was behind if I was you. You just bury yourself further with every whiny comment.

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Say Ron? You "liked" a whiny screech from a box wine, cat lady here on Oct 2, and then another on Oct 4th.

And here you are again, almost a month later, whining again.

That's the textbook example of "living rent free in your head", boss.

It's obvious you can't quit me, but I don't roll that way boy, and this isn't GrindR. You're gonna have to find a hook up in a park bathroom like the rest of y'all.

Just make sure there are no kids involved.

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Uh you’re the one who just had to open fire on Jeff Teidrich and be obnoxious to Mindy and the other women, toots.

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Was a week ago, honey. I’ve moved on to other targets.

I suggest you, Mindy the septic mouthed mom and the other screechy whammen get together and have a good cry…maybe share a few boxes of wine, share stories of all the guys that dumped you. 😎

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I suggest you and your maggot friends get together with a case of Colt 45 and have a good cry about how white men have become irrelevant. Your hatred for women isn’t surprising seeing how your lack of intelligence is so apparent. You can’t spell the word “woman” for one thing and for another you claim you moved on, to other targets, no less, but here you are still coming back to respond to me. I’ve gotten under your skin and I believe if you knew where I live you’d come to do me harm as your so enraged that women are smarter, classier and stronger emotionally than you and your lowlife incel friends. You just can’t stay away from me cuz I keep triggering you, lol. Give up, sweetie, I’m out of your league.

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He’s so funny - let it go - u sound , um, envious

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Green as new grass!

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Cutting through all the miasma of your use of "big words", you could have written "Jeff Tiedrich swears a lot and repeats things". Oh, yeah, and "he bores me and I think he's stupid blah blah blah".

There are thousands and thousands of us who think differently, while you seem to have a few hundred who agree with you. It would also seem certain words could apply here such as "envy", "jealousy", and "absolutely fucking ridiculousness at every level lolz".

Because why in great, blue hell would you waste your time attempting to sandblast someone who pays little to no attention to you, while he seems to be living rent-free in your head?

By the way, he informs. You, in your ivory tower, don't have the mental capability nor the intelligence to look beyond the cursing and humor to understand what he's stating. From your lofty heights, you judge that which your mind cannot comprehend.

Well, good fucking luck with that, Sheldon, young or otherwise.

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"By the way, he informs. You, in your ivory tower, don't have the mental capability nor the intelligence to look beyond the cursing and humor to understand what he's stating."

Not many can read fortunes from used sheets of toilet paper Mindy. You're blessed like that.

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If you don’t like him, don’t read him. It’s as simple as that.

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This guy’s a troll. Tiedrich is the first one I read every morning, an amusing way to start the day.

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Yes, I will certainly never read this guy again. But I love reading Tiedrich.

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To each their own.

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Doesn't mean he should be immune from mockery. I always figure leftist buffoons like Tiedrich are here to amuse us, and I enjoy reading folks wringing them out like dish rags.

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Buffoon? Maybe-but a righteous one. Unlike your MR. Trump who is bestest buffoon ever. Every one says so.

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So, there's different classes of Buffoon's?

That's fascinating.

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Funny, you write about Jeff but he ignores you.

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This did not age well

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eh, it mostly aged well; it's not like Jeff bothered writing a rebuttle. I still think that this whole thing is a setup between Jeff and Glenn to drive a little traffic to Glenn.

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J-e-a-l-o-u-s

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He's just funny. And sometimes he makes good points too. He doesn't make any pretence that he is a giant intellectual of political science. It's enough that he makes me laugh...

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Say, Dick? Can I call you Dick? Anyway Dick, do you like fart jokes, too?

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Only if I can call you BJ.

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Doesn't really work, does it? But no worries, you still get your participation medal.

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It works BJ, for Blow Job, which you are. See it works!

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Oh sure...BJ; Blow Job... thanks, I don't run into much of that kind of intellectual humor...Yikes.

10/10 your mom has to check to see if your socks match before you go to your shift at McDonalds.

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Projection so becomes you

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Tj as a matter of fact I do like farther jokes. Sometimes stupid jokes are funny even though or even because they are stupid. Life is too short!

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There's stupid, and unironically stupid.

In the larger picture, life is too short for either, IMO.

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Jeff Tiedrich is brilliant; humor is a sign of intelligence. It’s also inclusive. And, if you’re really reading his posts, you’ll see much truth embedded in them. I’m kind of curious about your need to diminish him, however.

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Jeff is a legend. Period.

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His output is explained by the fact that he is not one man. In fact, if you go up the Hudson Valley you find that you keep running into Jeff Tiedrich in every little hamlet. He'll regale you with stories of his life in the East Village (well, the safe part back then over by Cooper Union) and his band, which would have made it except for rap coming on the scene. Eventually you realize that this is not the same man as the one who told you the same story yesterday. There are in fact a multitude of Jeff Tiedrichs, sons of the Hudson Valley who've returned to her bosom. She has given her children one mind and one password and they will go on tweeting for as long as the Amtrak runs up her shores.

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It's an intentionally absurd joke. They do not actually believe that there are thousands of people sharing a twitter account.

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